Dave Barry Vacation Quotations

During the warm season (August 8 and 9), Maine is a true vacation paradise, offering visitors a chance to jump into crystal-clear mountain lakes and see if they can get back out again before their bodily tissue is frozen as solid as a supermarket turkey.

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?

Reading... a vacation for the mind....