Dave Chappelle Weed Quotations

Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday