Whether I'm on for a day or whether I'm on for a year, at the end of the day, I sing for my dinner.
I knew already when I was seven years old, that I wanted to be on stage and entertain people. I sell laughs. Here, you got one for free!
I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.
For the last 30 years, I've been leading a life of crime and international intrigue that's involved 40 stamps in my passport, love affairs, and broken hearts to go with each one of them. You would have to live three lifetimes to catch up with just the allegations that follow me!
I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year.
I'm a family oriented guy; I've personally started four or five this year.