David Sedaris Diaries Quotations

Of course, the diary helps me as well. 'That wasn't your position on July 7, 1991,' I'll remind Hugh an hour after we've had a fight. I'd have loved to rebut him sooner, but it takes awhile to look these things up.

I've been keeping diaries for 27 years.

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.