Demetri Martin Stranger Quotations

Like a lot of people, I’ve always enjoyed commenting on strangers’ outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on people’s hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better.

Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.

To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.