Dizzy Dean Baseball Quotations

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating.

Fans, don't fail to miss tomorrow's game.

I'd get me a bunch of bats and balls and sneak me a couple of umpires and learn them kids behind the Iron Curtain how to tote a bat and play baseball.

Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.