Doug Stanhope Jobs Quotations

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.

What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.

Artists who say that they're artists: usually people who need a job.

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.