Eoin Colfer Kids Quotations

When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.

He uses it against me, too. One day he said, all those other kids have their books signed by you, so will you sign all of mine?

I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff.

So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion. I am so pleased to meet you at last. I am, of course, your servant." Holly shook the proferred hand, thinking that manners were lovely, but she really needed someone cunning and ruthless right now, and this kid didn't appear to be very cunning.