Erma Bombeck Pregnancy Quotations

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Pregnancy is the only time in a woman's life she can help God work a miracle.

If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.