I was always unlawful; I broke the law when I was born because my parents weren't married.
My mother married a very good man . . . and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.
What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?
A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.
He didn't dare to, because his father had a weak heart and habitually threatened to drop dead if anybody hurt his feelings. You may have noticed that people with weak hearts are the tyrants of English married life.
Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married