Groucho Marx Love Quotations

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.

Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

I love to read. My education is self-inflicted

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Only if the computers really love each other.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.