Gwyneth Paltrow Epic Quotations

I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.

Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down.

I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.

I really don't like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate and I don't like it. I don't really have drunk friends.

I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I'm 50. I'll try anything. Except I won't do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!