Gwyneth Paltrow Funny Quotations

Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like 'Walk the Line' and think, 'God, you're so great!' And then you think, 'Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?' But of course, it's for money and status.

Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me.

I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.

I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.

During the strict macrobiotic chapter of my life, I ate miso soup every day for breakfast and sometimes with dinner as well.

He [Chris Martin] can't have background music on. It has to be 100 percent of his attention. But if he isn't at home, I turn on the hip-hop. I'm like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook.

You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.

We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made.