H. L. Mencken Wife Quotations

Great artists are modest almost as seldom as they are faithful to their wives.

Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.

Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother.

Suicide is a belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.

Wife: a former sweetheart.

Christian--One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.

The double standard of morality will survive in this world so long as the woman whose husband has been lured away is favoured with the sympathetic tears of other women, and a man whose wife has made off is laughed at by other men.

When a husband's story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife.