Jerry Lawler Wwe Quotations

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.

Are you ready for some puppies?!

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.

Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.

Is he dancing or having a seizure?

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!

It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.

Go back to your bingo hall.

Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.

Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.

If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

The fats dented the flats.

Foley looks like an un-made bed.

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!

When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.

Can I press one for English?

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.