Jerry Seinfeld Dating Quotations

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.

What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?