Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me!
Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.