You get religion as your hair turns grey.
Today there are two Madonnas, our lady of Fatima over here and that woman from Michigan.
Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.
I was suppose to be a Jesuit priest or a naval academy graduate.
I'm getting old, don't wear underwear, and I don't go to church.