Johnny Vegas British Comedian Quotations

I think men going bald is certainly off limits, coming from a family as I do, where it's in our gene pool and it could one day happen to me.

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute.

There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource.

I get all kinds of ages, it really does range from silly drunk old men to silly drunk young lads. And the same goes for the females.

If I see somebody visually challenged, I won't purposefully focus in on them unless they call me names, and then I'll call them back.

The fun is being able to have a show that you can do but then always being able to look out for that opportunity to do something different.