Jon Stewart Want Quotations

You know, I've always wanted to be a young Charles Kuralt. I started in this business with just a Winnebago and a dream.

Like everyone else, I want to sleep with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN.

If the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.

Most Americans don't live their lives solely as Democrats or Republicans or conservatives or liberals. Most Americans live their lives that our just a little bit late for something they have to do. Often it's something they do not want to do, but they do it. Impossible things get done every day that are only made possible by the little, reasonable compromises.

Whenever you take over something that is popular and has a fanatical following that loves it, you're never going to please everyone. The trick is to have enough wherewithal to follow through with what you want to do with it and give it time to evolve.

Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote.

You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.

Isn't that what you really want in a jean? The ability to kick people in the face in them? I don't wanna have to go home and change into shorts...

I want a sandwich named after me.

They may want to insist that corporations are people but corporations are certainly not Americans.

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.

I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege,