Josh Billings Thinking Quotations

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

If the world despises a hypocrite, what must they think of him in heaven?

What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul I suppose this depends somewhat upon the size of the soul. I think there are cases where the trade would do.

The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves but who think others are.

There is no limit to the vanity of this world. Each spoke in the wheel thinks the whole strength of the wheel depends upon it.

The very thing that men think they have got the most of, they have got the least of; and that is judgment.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.