Karl Pilkington Cake Quotations

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.

Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.