Kin Hubbard Literature Quotations

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

It's the good loser who finally loses out.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

A loafer always has the correct time.

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.