How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
Many of us feel that the soul of Texas may be riding on this campaign. I would dearly love to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property tax.
We invented Texas Hold 'em and we can't even play it here. But every state around us sure can.
We'll be on the ballot. I think the soul of Texas is riding on this campaign.
Every 150 years we have a revolution in Texas and this is it.
I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.
I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.
The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.
I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.
The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.