The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.
The paintings by dead men who were poor most of their lives are the most valuable pieces in my collection. And if an artist wants to really jack up the prices of his creations, may I suggest this: suicide.
Sons of suicides seldom do well.
Seems like the only kind of job an American can get these days is committing suicide in some way.
Suicide is the punctuation mark at the end of many artistic careers
Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide.