Larry Wall Technology Quotations

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something.

Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.

Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.

Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.