The storm caused the Gulf of Mexico to be evacuated.
Reserve your abuse for your true friends.
I suppose you could switch grammars once you've seen 'use strict subs'.
We don't have enough parallel universes to allow all uses of all junction types--in the absence of quantum computing the combinatorics are not in our favor...
I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.
I wouldn't ever write the full sentence myself, but then, I never use goto either.
But the possibility of abuse may be a good reason for leaving capabilities out of other computer languages, it's not a good reason for leaving capabilities out of Perl .
I want people to use Perl. I want to be a positive ingredient of the world and make my American history. So, whatever it takes to give away my software and get it used, that's great.
Even the White House has a press agent.