Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.
Men write many fine and plausible arguments in support of monarchy, but the fact remains that where every man has a voice, brutal laws are impossible
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.