Latins are tenderly enthusiastic. In Brazil they throw flowers at you. In Argentina they throw themselves.
The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.
In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact.
A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.