A director is someone who presides over a series of accidents.
The director is simply the audience. His job is to preside over accidents....
A poet needs a pen, a painter a brush, and a director an army.
My kind of director is an actor-director who writes.
Good evening, ladies and gentleman. My name is Orson Welles. I am an actor. I am a writer. I am a producer. I am a director. I am a magician. I appear onstage and on the radio. Why are there so many of me and so few of you?