Orson Welles Want Quotations

I don't want any description of me to be accurate; I want it to be flattering. I don't think people who have to sing for their supper ever like to be described truthfully - not in print anyway. We need to sell tickets, so we need good reviews.

I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.

On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!''

Old age is the only disease you dont want to be cured of.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Don’t give them what you think they want. Give them what they never thought was possible.