Oscar Levant Funny Quotations

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

So little time and so little to do.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.