Okay, well, let's do a little reenactment. I'm the gay-looking DiCaprio and you're Rose. You have to keep your eyes open and on my face, or you'll have to let me go and I'll turn into a huge gay Popsicle.
Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies.
I'm gay. I know things.
Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,' Shaunee said...
Jack came whirling in like a little gay tornado with Duchess following him.