P. J. O'Rourke Cocktails Quotations

There was also a hunger strike in front of the National Press Club, which seemed an odd place to have a hunger strike (a cocktail fast, maybe). Although the Bangladeshis were savvy enough to know to know that if you're going to pester journalists, don't go to where they work: You'll never find them there.

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.