Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing
My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.
I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.
Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.