Quentin Crisp Inspirational Quotations

Vice is its own reward. It is virtue which, if it is to be marketed with consumer appeal, must carry Green Shield stamps.

Manners are love in a cool climate.

You should make no effort to try to join society, stay right where you are. Give your name and serial number and wait for society to come to you.

It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.