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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
scary watches freak
I can't watch scary movies right now, because living on my own, it kind of freaks me out. Ashley Tisdale
scary rewards littles
I've usually found that the greatest rewards in my life come from taking on things that are a little bit scary. Ashton Kutcher
scary comedian sometimes
Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes. Bill Burr
scary year
He was scary a year ago and he was scary out there today.
scary earth messages
I'm asking you in your sermons to do the work of the Lord here on earth. I ask for your help in getting that message out urgently tomorrow. Al Gore
scary trying quality
Courage and willingness to just go for it, whether it is a conversation or a spontaneous trip or trying new things that are scary - it is a really attractive quality. Alanis Morissette
scary messages world
Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is - and it is - it is merely a ride... Bill Hicks
scary looks kind
Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good. Carrot Top
scary stuff horror
I just love scary stuff! I'm a huge horror buff. Elena Satine
connections
I love keeping a connection with everyone I've worked with.
connections nuclear branches
I am a particle physicist, which is the nearest branch to nuclear physics. So in that sense I was the sort of right connection with the subject of nuclear energy and so on. Abdus Salam
connections abundance force
You own what you own not by money or force, but by your love for it and your inner connection to it. Alan Cohen
connections chemistry feels
You know it's right when you feel this undeniable connection and chemistry. Ali Larter
connections connected happens
Even things which seem separate and finished are infinitely connected and will infinitely connect. This connection happens as soon as you let it, as soon as you engage - as soon as you even attempt to engage. Ali Smith
connections intense feels
I'm pretty intense when it comes to relationships, platonic ones as well. If I feel a connection with someone, I'm willing to go there. Alexander Skarsgard
connections stranger drummer
When I joined Nirvana, I was the fifth or sixth drummer - I don't know if they'd ever had a drummer they were totally happy with. And they were strangers. There was never much of a deeper connection outside of the music. Dave Grohl
connections scared reason
Songwriting is like a therapy, it's a connection that you have with another person, and I'm not scared of it at all for some reason. Colbie Caillat
connections loses who-you-are
The only thing you can lose is ... your connection to who-you-are. Esther Hicks