And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided...

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

Sarah Silverman Quote About Art, Dad, School: And Then Before Going Back...

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