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I throw it all in there, Kung Fu, blaxploitation, horror. Keenen Ivory Wayans
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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. Ring Lardner
american-comedian mistakes optimist
An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. Ring Lardner
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No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it. Ring Lardner
american-comedian good manuscript writers
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor. Ring Lardner
american-comedian ballplayer happiness playing
The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do. Ring Lardner
american-comedian family
The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. Ring Lardner
american-comedian believe people
There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are. Samantha Bee
american-comedian time
I learn something in the interviews from time to time. Samantha Bee
asking fine make-sense
Patience is fine, but I'm not going to stop asking the Universe to make sense! David Brin
asked brothers guy looked scientists similar theme three truck whether works
We actually got it from a guy that works at a U-Haul truck place in Berkeley. He thought that the three of us all looked very similar to one anotherwe all had on glassesand he asked whether we were all brothers and we said no and he asked whether we were all scientists. We said that we were not, but that was the theme of the name. Chris Cain
asked both cast everybody felt fun originally roles stuff switch
We actually begged him to switch roles because he originally cast us flip-flopped and we both felt like we'd done that before. So we asked him and it's more challenging and more fun for everybody if they're doing stuff a little differently. Matt Damon
asking buying fed people saying
Way too many people have been saying this. I'm even getting people asking if the Fed is buying stocks, which is just too weird. Brian Reynolds
ask percentage small
We always ask patrons what's going on. We have a small percentage of chronically overdue books. Christy Fusco
asking knees amputees
I've had journalists asking me, 'What do we call you - is it handicapped, are you disabled, physically challenged?' I said, 'Well hopefully you could just call me Aimee. But if you have to describe it, I'm a bilateral below-the-knee amputee.' Aimee Mullins
ask commit shape time women workout
Women always ask me how to get back in shape after having a baby. I always say, 'Know when's the right time for your workout and commit to doing it.' Kourtney Kardashian
asked developed ended league major obtained release unable
In 1906, I developed pleurisy and was unable to get into condition. So I asked for my release and obtained it. So ended my Major League career. Kid Nichols
asked borrowed french jean rang
It was 1953, and I was still at school. I'd borrowed a silent French film from the library for my 9.5mm projector. It was by Jean Epstein, and it was awful. So I rang the library and asked if they had anything else. They said they had 'Napoleon Bonaparte and the French Revolution.' Kevin Brownlow
babies home kids knew needed work
When the kids were babies, he would come home from work and say, 'I'm going to the gym,' and I knew intellectually that he needed to do that. Here I was, home with these babies and all I wanted to do was take a shower, be by myself for a minute. Carol Green
babies cannot eats food hunt knows means
If a hamster has too many babies she knows she cannot carry, she not only abandons them, but she eats them. That means she doesn't have to go out and hunt for food for herself. Isabella Rossellini
babies child decide decision forever heart outside walking
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. Elizabeth Stone
babies children conceive dressing nursing taking whether writers
I can't conceive of nursing babies and taking care of children and writing, too. I know there are writers that do that, but I'm too single-minded. I can't stand to be interrupted, whether I'm writing a story or dressing a child. Ellen Gilchrist
babies bodies chemicals industrial list lived outside proof
If ever we had proof that our nation's pollution laws aren't working, it's reading the list of industrial chemicals in the bodies of babies who have not yet lived outside the womb. Louise Slaughter
babies
The courtyard is his baby. It's something to see. Ray Whitaker
babies benefits fact notion safe simply sleeping
The fact is safe co-sleeping is not difficult. The notion of babies being smothered is simply not true. And the benefits of sleeping together are profound. Mayim Bialik
babies newborn soul waiting wanting words
There are words in the soul of a newborn baby, wanting and waiting to be written. Toba Beta
babies becoming people side thousands
There are thousands and thousands of people on the other side of the border, not being fed, babies are being born, people are becoming sick, Clare Short
baby gone fans
I don't know about the baby, but I will be interested to see, like anyone who's a fan of the show [how it's resolved]," he said, and then joked, "They'll have to resolve me while I'm not there, so I hope they don't say, 'Oh yeah, Mulder's gone, what an asshole. He had a baby with me, he kissed me and then he left.' David Duchovny
baby children home
Let's remember the children who come from broken homes, surrounded by crime, drugs, temptation, their peers having babies out of wedlock, but who still manage to get a good education despite the many obstacles they face every day. Armstrong Williams
baby sunday church
I was brought up Methodist, christened as a little baby and went to church every Sunday. Deborah Norville
baby men handbags
A lady I will be, but a man's accessory, his handbag, no thank you. I will not be someone's ornament. I will not just be someone's honey, baby, sweetheart. Deb Caletti
baby zoos home
[My] excursions provided a unique opportunity for observing [the gorillas' behavior] in their natural habitat... Then, all too soon, the infants were demanded for their trip to the zoo. ... [H]appily the babies did not know they would never see their mountain home again Dian Fossey
baby children disappointment
If the behaviour of babies and small children is any guide, we emerge into the world with our tendencies to imbalance already well entrenched. In our playpens and high chairs, we are rarely far from displaying either hysterical happiness or savage disappointment, love or rage, mania or exhaustion--and, despite the growth of a more temperate exterior in adulthood, we seldom succeed in laying claim to lasting equilibrium, traversing our lives like stubbornly listing ships on choppy seas. Alain de Botton
baby surfing
Just shred baby, shred. Al Davis
baby doctors fiction-novels
The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says you need to intervene here, you don't say 'I read a science fiction novel that says it's not a problem.' You take action. Al Gore
baby flames fire
Our planet has a rising fever. If the crib catches fire you don't say: 'Hmmm, how fast is that crib going to burn? Has it ever burned before? Is my baby flame retardant?' Al Gore
friendship family money
I am convinced that material things can contribute a lot to making one's life pleasant, but, basically, if you do not have very good friends and relatives who matter to you, life will be really empty and sad and material things cease to be important. David Rockefeller
friendship marriage strong
Between married persons, the cement of friendship is by the laws supposed so strong as to abolish all division of possessions: andhas often, in reality, the force ascribed to it. David Hume
friendship environment conversation
The free conversation of a friend is what I would prefer to any environment. David Hume
friendship passion long
Friendship is a calm and sedate affection, conducted by reason and cemented by habit; springing from long acquaintance and mutual obligations, without jealousies or fears, and without those feverish fits of heat and cold, which cause such an agreeable torment in the amorous passion. David Hume
friendship spring philosophical
Truth springs from argument amongst friends. David Hume
friendship men views
Friendship can only exist between persons with similar interests and points of view. Man and woman by the conventions of society are born with different interests and different points of view. August Strindberg
friendship god judging
It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. Arnold Bennett
friendship people finding-yourself
time is as adhesive as love, and the more time you spend with someone the greater the likelihood of finding yourself with a permanent sort of thing to deal with that people casually refer to as 'friendship,' as if that were the end of the matter. Deborah Eisenberg
friends true-friend thinking
Overall I think that the most important thing is to have true friends, and always to stay true to yourself and never try to be somebody that you're not. Diego Boneta
later sort
In Chekhov, everything blends into its opposite, just fractionally, and this is sort of unsettling. And that's why you end up 100 years later asking, 'Is that moment tragic or comic?' Tom Stoppard
later offer opportunity raise
Macquarie is stalling for time. There's always the opportunity to raise the offer later on. Michael Long
later matter next ready season showing
Let's see what happens. Everything is on standby. It's about showing them we are ready -- no matter if it's now, later this season or next year. Angel Guzman
later learned men nobody save shot
Later we learned that it was one of our own men hanging on the wire. Nobody could do anything for him; two men had already tried to save him, only to be shot themselves. Ernst Toller
later life perhaps shelves side
There are books on our shelves we haven't read and doubtless never will, that each of us has probably put to one side in the belief that we will read them later on, perhaps even in another life. Umberto Eco
later predicted shot
No one could have predicted on day one of rehearsals, that a year and a half later we would have shot a film and all be living in New York. It was surreal. James Corden
later milestones
Milestones you look back on later in your career, Mats Sundin
later maybe work
Maybe we can make it work later on. Tad Hutcheson
later-in-life handsome
As I would learn later in life, money makes you extremely handsome. Mark Cuban
noises possibly ultimate
My grandmother was a psychiatrist and possibly the ultimate of all skeptics. But even she couldn't explain the strange noises we so often heard in the attic. Jennifer McMahon