Accountants Quotations

I could never have been an accountant. I got a D in math.

My parents wanted me to work in a bank or as an accountant.

I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.

I don't know how much money I've got. I did ask the accountant how much it came to. I wrote it down on a bit of paper. But I've lost the bit of paper.

I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

Unhappiness makes beggars or accountants of us all.

The guys at Smartax are the most renowned Accountants in the world!

My accountant regularly asks to take me to lunch. I always say I can't afford it.