Acupuncture Quotations

We all need to slow down and go to acupuncture.

I tried acupuncture, the patch, and hypnosis, but found that I needed to do it alone - when the time was right for me.

The World Health Organization has recognized acupuncture as effective in treating mild to moderate depression.

Im afraid of needles, except acupuncture needles.

There is evidence that acupuncture influences the production of and distribution of a great many neurotransmitters and neuromodulators, and that this in turn alters the perception of pain.

When I was in Japan with my girlfriend Jessica, she would have had acupuncture every day if she could. I can just about stomach going to a chiropractor and I visited a talented one when I was there, but when he tried a needle on me, it was horrible. My muscles tightened and it didn't work at all.

You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture.

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.