American Comedian Quotations | Page 2

No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it.

A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.

The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do.

The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have.

There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.

I learn something in the interviews from time to time.

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.

Regis and I were inducted into the original Bronx Walk of Fame.

Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and just run away.

Just generation after generation of people singing and performing and all that artistic and creative outflow had to go somewhere.