Bachelors Quotations

I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

I've never been a manipulator, even in my bachelor days. I never wanted to do things to people that could catch up with me later on.

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.

Hey 'Bachelor,' take notes! Trusting one another and sharing a journey to health leads to lasting relationships!

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.

On both 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' it seems like proposing marriage is equivalent to saying, 'Let's date.' Everyone knows those aren't the same things.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war.

I don't think I'm destined to be the eternal bachelor.

Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.

A bachelor's bed is the most pleasant.

Old Cob tucked away his bowl of stew with the predatory efficency of a lifetime bachelor.

Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a woman is one of the most difficult things a man has to do, and he never did it.

I'm probably the only member of the 'Bachelor' cast without an agent!

I have a bachelor's and a master's in jazz.

I declare that I am a bachelor.

It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you.

Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldn’t be more eager to have mine behind me. So there’s really no point.

The uselessness and expensiveness of modern women multiply bachelors.

I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor.

Wisely, I say, I am a bachelor.

Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much.

Shall I never see a bachelor of three score again?

When a man has seen the woman whom he would have chosen if he had intended to marry speedily, his remaining a bachelor will usually depend on her resolution rather than on his.

Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.

We're really up against it, we poor women: A bachelor's a hard thing to convert

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.