Bad Jokes Quotations

The Crimean War is one of the bad jokes of history.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.

My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies.

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.

If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: the paranoids are after us.

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.