Bugs Quotations | Page 3

Product quality has almost nothing to do with defects or their lack.

I got run over by a bug-eyed dummy, I guess.

Success is virulent. Once you get the bug then it's in you.

I dont like it when people dont hold the door. I dont know, that really bugs me... I guess I like manners.

There's no such thing as a simple cache bug.

You turn the light on, you get all kinds of bugs.

Maybe happiness is like a virus. Maybe it's one of those bugs that sits for a long time, so we don't even know that we are infected.

Oh, here comes Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny and Jimmy Smits!

Mark Twain said, The right word is to the nearly right word as lightning is to the lightning bug. Fill your book with lightning.

I get a lot of stuff from Germany - stuffed bugs and tarantulas.

There is no WHY, since the moment simply is, and since all of us are simply trapped in the moment, like bugs in Amber.

Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free

Who can afford to do professional work for nothing? What hobbyist can put three man-years into programming, finding all bugs, documenting his product, and distributing it for free?

There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.

Here Skugg lies snug As a bug in a rug.

Anyone can squash a bug but all professors of this world couldn't build one.

The spider's touch, how exquisitely fine! Feels at each thread, and lives along the line.

You see, antiquated ideas of kindness and generosity are simply bugs that must be programmed out of our world. And these cold, unfeeling machines will show us the way.

I guess we still have some bugs to work out, ... That must be why we're not shipping Windows 98 yet.

I know I'm a person who's been bugged for years about the up and down weight thing.

Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.

The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it.

God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

What would bug the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?

The only thing privacy laws accomplish is making the bugs smaller.

People are inexterminable like flies and bed-bugs. There will always be some that survive in cracks and crevices that's us.