How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken?
Who doesn’t want an exploding wicker chicken?
'Taxi Driver' was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I didn't become a weirdo and squawk like a chicken.
The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.
I love to cook; I cook every day. Chicken features a lot in our lives.
Everything I needed was in my car, even the chickens
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!
One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.
Frying chicken always makes me feel a little better about life.
Maybe Ridley was like chicken pox; you could only catch it once.
Atlantic puffins starve to death so that Danish chickens can feast on their fish.
Sometimes people count their chickens before they hatch.
There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing
But this was no ordinary chicken. This chicken was evil manifest.
We got famous off singing about a chicken.
Apparently, word of the chicken man incident hadn’t spread quite yet.
If you're going to cook a fresh chicken, it's not a big concern. But if you're going to ship a chicken, there's a change in structure.
My favorite dish is tandoori chicken.
I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Anyone can make a good roast chicken.
A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders,
The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg.
Chicken Tikka Massala is now a true British national dish
Call it crazy, or just chicken salad.
call it chicken salad
The egg cackles and lays the chicken.
the chicken's still dancing the chicken won't stop
What was more humiliating, I wondered: having to beg for someone's cold chicken bones or being offered them?
Left wing. Right wing. Chicken wing.
Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.
Tether even a roasted chicken.
The sun's not yellow, its chicken!
Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken.
The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.
To swallow gudgeons ere they're catched, And count their chickens ere they're hatched
People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately
A 'farm' today means 100,000 chickens in a space the size of a Motel 6 shower stall.
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross roads.
With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.
In my experience, previously counted chickens never do hatch.
There is plenty of Hühnerfleisch in the Kühlschrank. (There is plenty of chicken in the fridge)
She 's no chicken; she 's on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day.
I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
It was a choice of making it or still eating chicken onstage.
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?