Cookie Quotations

The three-year-old who lies about taking a cookie isn't really a liar after all. He simply can't control his impulses. He then convinces himself of a new truth and, eager for your approval, reports the version that he knows will make you happy.

I don't see my artist friends as any more neurotic or addiction-prone than the others. The roommates I have had who were into triathlons or environmentalism were just as crazy as the poets, just as prone to tears over gardening or air conditioners, just as ready to kite a cheque or binge on cookie dough.

I have a horrible sweet tooth. It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it?

To be honest, I can't wait to be a dad. I really hope that that's how the cookie crumbles for me.

I've never been very cookie cutter. If I choose something different from the status quo, it's my responsibility and my choice to live my life that way.

It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands out of the cookie jar of Social Security. Now to stop this I propose that in the future that Congress cannot get its hands on the money in the first place.

I don't think Julia Roberts is as innocent as her image suggests. You have to be a really smart cookie to create an image as clean and pure and on-the-money as hers.

Usually, funny people aren't in charge of comedy. Comedy has become commerce. They're just trying to duplicate a thing that they can sell. That's the business. I'm not mad at that. You know, cookie companies do the same thing. But all the cookies aren't good cookies. Mrs. Fields is better than a lot of them.

Since the information just appeared there, I told Microsoft and Netscape to go through their own cookie files to look for things that shouldn't be there.

No cookie . . . not now . . . not ever . . . never !

I always wanted to have another cookie store, ... So 30 years later, we have another cookie store.

I have my grandma's cookie jar. The one I put my hand into as a child.

He'd be responsible for thinking up the next type of cookie and handle all the taste-testing. Smiley would report directly to Jerome.

I think the defensive energy was there, it's just we got our hand caught in the cookie jar.

Peanut Butter M&Ms in the fridge, I always have a giant bag. Every cookie and candy I put in the fridge, it always manages to taste better when it's cold.

People who see a drawing in the "New Yorker" will think automatically that it's funny because it is a cartoon. If they see it in a museum, they think it is artistic; and if they find it in a fortune cookie they think it is a prediction.

That would be like us sitting in the kitchen for two hours with our mouths open waiting for a cookie to jump into our mouths.

I would look at all the student's records, discuss the record with administration at the school, and then I make a decision on what I think is best for the student and the district, ... You don't have a cookie cutter that you can use when you're on a case-by-case basis. You have to trust that my professional judgment would be what's for the best for the district and the kid.

We wanted to help create a healthy environment for students and help them learn healthy behaviors. A cookie is not bad for you, but if you have three cookies for lunch, it is not a good thing.

Unfortunately sometimes the cookie doesn't crumble your way.

We are not going to pursue the cookie or the fruit this year.

The cookie all crumbled at one time for us. We had all the questions about our coach, we lost three games in a row and we were trying to figure out what was going on with our season.

This year, the theme of the cookie sale is Be Brilliant. Girls will be coming up with brilliant and creative ideas to sell Girl Scout cookies. And in the process, participants will learn finance skills, public speaking, marketing and customer service, goal planning and a variety of other life skills that will help them succeed in the future.

We will be selling cookie dough. And we may have other projects going on throughout the year.

We have a calendar raffle starting up, and we've sold cookie dough and had can drives. We're looking for business sponsors who'd like to place ads in our program.

We got our favorite cookie and our favorite chocolate and our favorite nut mix. And then we got suckers to make our children happy.

At the end of last year when I found out I got third I set one of my main goals to win the award this year. I wasn't even expecting that last year and was cool about it because there was Cookie Miller and Adam Fletcher who were great players and averaged like 25 points per game.

Current thought is that it's okay to have a cookie or snack as long as you don't overindulge. With these packages, moms can have more control over what their kids are eating.

There's no cookie cutter approach that we found. This issue in general is something that really begs a larger question.

The worst of the worst, ... There's no cookie bandits on that list.

The salt in the cookie is a plus, and it offsets the cloying sweetness of the cream a little.

I've seen Cookie Rojas pull it a couple of times, and Mike a couple of times, those are the only ones I know of in the big leagues.

Some people think African states cannot be trusted with the cookie jar. But there are absolutely good NGOs who have this feeling of human solidarity and who also recognize that their work can only be supplementary to the government.

Probably the poster child for us is the case that we brought against W.R. Grace and some of its senior folks, in which we charged that they had managed earnings by setting up, if you will, a cookie jar reserve,

One day when he was eating a cookie he offered me a bite. Don't underestimate that. The poor guy's so frightened of germs, it could darn near have been a proposal.

The Browns stuck their hand in the cookie jar when Mom wasn't looking, and they pulled out a really good cookie.

For a long time, there's been a stigma or a perception of what a PBS station should be. When you look across the country, it's almost like they used a cookie cutter to create these stations.

The biggest difference in the pool business in the last 10 years is your choice of pool contractors. The contractors now are not doing just the simple cookie cutter pools of 10 years ago. Buyers want custom pools now with a lot more features.

Nothing is set in stone, but developers are seeming to build these cookie cutter sub-divisions there are not creative. There's no old New England look, like a Colonial worth $300,000 next to a bungalow or another house worth $500,000. They all look the same, and I'd like to see something different, but that's me personally. You can't blame developers trying to make a profit, and you can't stop them. Everything has to be the same because material is bought in bulk.

The Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookie was an unexpected, unplanned pop culture phenomena. My father went from star-maker to star.

I'm a fan of the opera and I was in there looking around, and I saw this beautiful and colorful ceramic cookie jar, made to resemble an opera singer. I bought it on the spot. I think I paid about $125 for it.

I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum.

I'll never forget opening up a fortune cookie at a Chinese restaurant on the very day that Fry offered me the job, ... It said, 'Choose a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life.' It's turned out to be true.

In the past there was this thought that we need to justify that we have this, so everybody has to use it. I think that we have looked at it and said no more cookie cutter, no more assembly line.

I do my best to stay away from dairy, especially ice cream. I've become a cookie monster whenever I want to mess around and eat something cheap.

These funds are not there for the money managers or advisors or anybody else with a special relationship to skim off of. This isn't their little cookie jar.

The dough has no butter in it, just canola oil. So it's got the good kind of fat and it's very low in fat. As far as the cookie goes, I would say, this is one of your best choices.

The county party chair stuck his finger in the cookie jar. It's just despicable.

All the cookie money stays with the council and troops. The only other recipient is the bakery. None of it goes to the national headquarters.