Cookies Quotations

Christmas cookies can't help but be retro - they are memory first, sugar-flour-egg-redhot-gumdrop-sparkle reality second.

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies!

For a decade, I was a stay-at-home mom. I sent my husband to his law office, sat on PTA boards and baked cookies - great cookies. All of a sudden, I had no husband, no job, few prospects, and two small children who had grown accustomed to eating.

At my school, they have an ice cream special sometimes, and they have this ice cream sandwich, except the sandwich part is like an Oreo and the inside like cookies n' cream ice cream. I love that.

I like to have cookies in the morning before I go swimming.

If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop.

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.

I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility.

Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that's a costly investment in your health. But how much you want to invest is going to depend on how much longer you expect to live in the future, even if you don't make those investments.

I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!

I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework.

I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be a lie.

Thankfully, I'm lucky enough to be able to eat ice cream. I've got to have my cookies and cream! But I work out a lot, so I burn a lot of calories.

I have a bad sweet tooth. I'm pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough.

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.

If there are fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies on the table, I won't say no to those. Soy sauce is another one, even though it's awful - it's so high in sodium.

I'm very lucky because I love fruit and to this day, that has saved me because I'd much rather have fruit than cookies.

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts.

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.

A lot of what is wrong with corporate America has to do with a culture filled with antibodies trained to expel anything different. HR departments often want cookie cutter employees, which inevitably results in cookie cutter solutions.

I respect the IBF obligation to fight Povetkin, but I would like the exception to fight David Haye. That is the only title the Klitschkos don't have. We have them all except the WBA, which is why Haye is such an interesting cookie for me to eat.

All the things I used to like - cookies, ice cream, gumbo - I don't like anymore.

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

When we run out of them upstairs, I've been known to appropriate some from our greenroom, pocketing a few with one hand as I smile and greet our guests with the other. One time, Dave Zinczenko of 'Eat this, Not That!' fame, busted me in the act. The cookies apparently fall in the 'not that' category. I made a note of it.

Selling cookies helped me to realize that you needed to have a certain way to communicate with people. You also needed business skills. You knew you needed to sell a certain amount of boxes, so that gave me some business sense.

Bread pudding makes me weak. I have been known to be moved to tears by cookies and ice cream, and ribs are a spiritual experience for me.

I was definitely one of those people who fell for the fat-free cookies and chips that are loaded with sugar and calories.

I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants.

My parents weren't around much, but I assumed everybody's family was the same. I didn't know people had mummies and daddies who would give them milk and cookies after school. I just thought everybody lived on Central Park West and they had a nanny to take care of them.

The funny thing is while the grown-ups in the family may indulge, we really try to offer our son Duke clean food, as all his meals are made with organic ingredients as the rest of us eat cookies straight out of the freezer.

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

Usually, funny people aren't in charge of comedy. Comedy has become commerce. They're just trying to duplicate a thing that they can sell. That's the business. I'm not mad at that. You know, cookie companies do the same thing. But all the cookies aren't good cookies. Mrs. Fields is better than a lot of them.

We know customers don't have to buy laundry detergent every time they shop. So why force them to walk through that aisle to get to the cookies or the meat department.

...when the armed robber of unhappiness knocks over the Keebler cookie display of our complacency, and bangs the samurai sword of negativity on the checkout counter of our dreams, we must not be afraid to hurl the fruit cocktail can of hope.

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it.

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'

Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul.

We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

People want national championship banners. People want to talk about Indiana being competitive. How do we get there? We don't get there with milk and cookies.

Girls Scouts taught me to succeed (cookie selling) and to fail (knot tying) and to learn and benefit from both.

I wanted always to appear strong and in control . . . .Then the cookie began to crumble.

Most of the time, when people talk about comfort foods, we think of things that are really bad for you -- cookies or chips, maybe,

One reason Girl Scout cookies are so special is they only come once a year. I think it probably reminds the soldiers of home. Girl Scout cookies are kind of like apple pie and the flag.

Maybe the fault of removed cookies or blocked access starts with a related third-party used by the Web publisher.

Right Direction Cookies are a delicious way to help lower cholesterol for those with mild to moderate high cholesterol. Right Direction Cookies are real chocolate chip cookies with added benefits. These cookies can be part of a cholesterol-lowering treatment regimen that includes prescription medication, diet and exercise.

I don't feel we're ever going to take the place of cookies or chips, but if we can somehow break into that and share that spotlight a little bit, I feel that everyone will have benefited.

But what you can't do is be selling kids cookies at 10 o'clock in the morning so that they're not hungry at lunch.

I'm always watching my weight. I don't eat sweets like cookies or chocolate. Sugarless chewing gum is enough for me. But bread is different. I come from Czechoslovakia, where we eat lots of it, so it's hard to say no.

I'm always watching my weight. I don't eat sweets like cookies or chocolate. But bread is different. I can't even have one piece, because when I start, I don't stop.

God wants your soul for all eternity. All Santa requires is cookies and milk... One night out of the year. Santa Claus... What a guy!

He knows there's some cookies coming. He has no clue there are 68 boxes.

I was a Girl Scout and I loved being a Girl Scout. I learned so much as a Girl Scout and I used to sell cookies and it was really fun.

It isn't just the food, either. People might say that chocolate chip cookies are good, but they have to be freshly baked cookies.

Over a quarter million boxes of cookies under this tent.

Maybe now I'll be able to have a couple of extra cookies or ice cream after dinner without feeling so guilty. Or, without my wife yelling at me.

I'm here today to get chocolate chips and brown sugar, I decided to make cookies and brownies.

We wanted to help create a healthy environment for students and help them learn healthy behaviors. A cookie is not bad for you, but if you have three cookies for lunch, it is not a good thing.

We?re not there yet. But ... what kind of cookies do you like, and are you willing to pay $10 a dozen for them?

A lot of the television industry is so cookie-cutter. In general, there are so many shows that are easy and bland to watch. You can tune in at any time and know exactly where you are in the story arc because it's pretty much the same every week.

Let me also say I wanna make you sandwhiches, And soup, And peanut butter cookies, Though, the truth is peanutbutter is actually really bad for you 'cause they grow peanuts in old cotton fields to clean the toxins out of the soil, But hey, you like peanutbutter and I like you!

I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar

I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies.

I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em.

We knew we loved making cookies and every time we did, we made people happy. That was our business plan.

Women should feel more liberated to say you know what? I can't bake the cookies for the school bake sale because I just don't have the time. Or I'm really sorry, but I can't do this at work because I've got too much else going on this week. We have to be more up front in saying no, for lack of a better word, and then modeling that for others.

It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.

Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette.

My weak spot is laziness. I have a lot of weak spots - cookies, croissants; my wife is always lecturing me about this, I tend to put it all down as habit or it's just acting.

We don't need a lot of cookies on Thursday afternoon before games. No, my background as a coach, we've never liked showering the guys with a lot of praise before the game. I don't know how that helps.

We have seen spokespeople from three of the four companies quoted as saying they will attend. Let's see if they accept the formal invitations, and we will take it from there. We would certainly like to hear more about the technologies they use over there. Are there cookies that can be used to track dissidents?

There are a few roles I want to play, but mostly I just want to keep doing a play every now and then, watch kids grow and eat cookies and drink tea.

We expect our Smiley flower cookies to be a big hit among guests, particularly for Mother's Day. From heart-shaped Smiley cookies for Valentine's Day to our Smiley bunny cookies, our special edition Smiley cookies have been incredibly successful in our restaurants and online. We continue to see an explosion in the popularity of Smiley cookies. Because our seasonal Smiley cookies have appealed to so many of our guests both near and far, we are excited to once again introduce a fresh new face to the Smiley cookie family.

During this time of the year, our shamrock-shaped Smiley cookies are extremely popular. Additionally, we anticipate online sales of shamrock cookies to be strong. Our online Smiley cookie sales have really exploded in the last two months. We've shipped Smiley cookies to all 50 states. It's a great way to make someone's day.

The story is absolutely true. His daughter came up with the idea, along with her two cousins, and the cookies were sent.

The sugar cookies - those are my favorite.

Sometimes they might not get a lot of visitors, and we thought the cookies would brighten up their days.

(Sarasota County commissioners) need to be thinking about more than round or square tables or what type of cookies there'll be.

Sales of existing products are slow in some segments, such as the cookies and cakes, and Weston does need to be innovative to keep sales momentum going.

Normal citizens opened their homes and offered pilgrims restrooms, cookies and drinks. Their hospitality taught me to try to be more giving in my daily life.

This is a perfect opportunity for community building. Everybody can feel they can make a difference, ... from baking cookies to Patriots tickets.

They might have been dealing in stolen cookies but we just didn't want to go that far.

A candidate for Congress who would be out knocking on doors, meeting with supporters, talking about issues, debating his or her opponent would come back to the headquarters and they would say, 'This guy, Tom DeLay, just sent home-baked cookies from Texas.

It seems that they had no idea of how to use cookies and that's a little scary for what it indicates about their sophisticated understanding of their own Web site. It seems very low. If this is as good as they are in Web surveillance, then their other surveillance can't be very good.

It's different fads, and retailers are trying to get you to buy to make money. And it's usually crackers, cookies and chips, the things that we don't want to have all the time. You won't have fads with fruits, veggies and fresh meats.

The fair's exhibits program is open to all ages. There are exhibit categories for every member of the family from Grandma's famous cookies to Dad's woodworking projects. The Spring Fair even offers competitions for the youngsters, including exciting opportunities for the Lego creator in your house.

In Jackson's private world, instead of cookies and milk, he substituted wine, vodka and bourbon,

I just didn't like the way we went about our business. You get some cookies and guys try to hit home runs, and they pop the (expletive) thing up all day long.

Ive been competitive since day one. Even in little things as a child, like having a twin and a direct competitor for who makes better cookies.

By synchronizing cookies with name and address from e-mail, registrations, and e-commerce transactions, the merged company would have a surveillance database of Orwellian proportions,

It shall be my pleasure to remedy it. First, it is not your strength or your speed that draws me. It's your...everything. Your laugh, your wit, your emotions and the way they change. Your courage, your sweetness, your near obsessive delight in cookies. Second, you are indeed a prize. You've made me want what no one else ever had. A communion of bodies." -Zacharel to Annabelle

If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story.

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.