Cougars Quotations

I was born Moishe Ketzelbourd but the Indians call me Maurice Cougar.

I don't find the whole 'cougar' word that offensive.

Some people were offended by a show about cougars.

I guess Pumas are in their 30s. Cougars in their 40s Jaguars are 50s, and Sabretooths go into the 60s, right?

Meanwhile, I was doodling pictures of vampiric cougars.

I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars.

Twi-moms! I love them, the little cougars!