Crap Quotations | Page 2

People see me as someone who doesn't take any crap from anyone - which I don't - but it's my shtick, and I obviously don't act like that all the time.

So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.

They saw it like they lived it .... this was an ugly stew sprinkled with glitter, sugar and wax drippings, gasoline or fire, somewhere over an underpass, along the 101 freeway, bouncing between skyscrapers, 22-hour days cooled off by Coronas or some such piss at 7:30 in the morning in an old '50s Ford with religious crap scattered on the dash, chipped bones, fat lips, bruises, broken glass, sunshine-baked brain, dirty-sock-in-the-mouth-hangover.

There premise involves repeating idiotic crap over and over...

It's just a crap shoot. You go to Vegas and you put your money on number 17. There is no lesson to be learned from all this. It doesn't mean a thing.

It says a lot with all the crap we went through, especially recently. No one's happy about the way this season ended up, but now it's a clean slate.

It's absolute crap that people need to spend 60 hours a week analyzing companies, ... All you need are a few stocks to make money. If you find one stock a year, that's plenty. When I was running Magellan I had to find one a week but that was because I had billions of dollars. The average person needs only a few good stocks in a lifetime.

The news is the one thing that the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap - and they know it.

That's the guy that talked all that crap about us in the Alligator before. That's him right here.

It's something we don't like talking about because it's hard enough keeping stuff out of the press as it is. With all the crap that people write as well, it's just misrepresented and tangled.

Everybody's giving their line crap now. But you watch the film and (on) every running play they're one man away from breaking every single one of them. They're good now but they played bad last week. When you've got five sacks, five turnovers and a lot of it deals with their timing, the crowd noise is definitely a factor. The Bills defense was getting off the ball; the opposite side is different. They just played bad, but they're a good football team. Their defense is good; they ended up strong last year. The defense was on the field all day and they held them to what they held them to. That's excellent.

That happened to me. I was talking crap about the White Sox, but I just said it once. That's it. I got it off of my chest. If you hear it day in and day out, people get aggravated about it.

It scared the crap out of me, ... I immediately said, 'My God, I have to call a mandatory evacuation.'

It scared the crap out of me. I have never felt anything like it before. Well, yes I have, the 1994 Northridge earthquake (in California). It felt just like that.

I've done this enough times to know (that) unless we get a lot of upsets, we don't control our destiny in this thing. There are a couple of teams that are favored ahead of us to win the title. It's kind of a crap shoot.

Oh, my gosh. I thought I had a clean block and one of their cheerleaders was talking crap to me. I should apologize for that, though.

They confused me. They're a solid defense. I'm not going to put this on me being young or anything. I played like crap today.

They'll put themselves back 20 years, ... If they think they can successfully ice 30 teams in the markets they're in right now and have a viable product, it's just not going to happen. Remember baseball? Baseball is just getting back to where it was before the '94 strike - and that's the national past time down here. Nobody gives a crap about hockey down here - nobody. I coach kids' hockey down here and you can start to see the disinterest in the game here with the kids.

I'm not going to put this on my being young or anything. I played like crap today, and that's basically what I'm going to put it on.

I like Brian, but he wasn't as player-friendly. Jake is one of the guys. You can make fun of him and not worry about it because he'll give you crap right back.

I initiated the meeting because the press stir up so much crap

I'm quite strong for a girl. I studied karate growing up - I'm a brown belt - and me and my sister used to beat the crap out of each other.

I'm just so glad that 'can't-win-in-the-playoffs' crap is over. Gosh, I know how hard it is to succeed on that level, and trust me, it's just the worst thing to have to deal with. It's much worse as a father. I mean, find something else to put on him -- and trust me, people will -- but at least make it something that doesn't take a year to get rid of.

I'm a walkawayer. If someone brings me a really crap meal in a restaurant I will tell them it's wonderful and then just never go to the restaurant again. I think that's the best way to do it generally, rather than sit and fight and annoy your head. Just pretend to enjoy it and then leave.

I once read Updike after writing a first draft, and I wanted to put my own book on the fire. I've since learned to read utter crap while I'm writing: pulp is the thing.

If you're gonna do well and you want to be a part of a team that's going to win, and all the things that you want to do in your career, that outside stuff just comes with it, ... It's great. I'd rather it be like that than it was in Montreal, where nobody really even gave a crap about the team winning.

I just don't want to do crap movies, man, because I just love that I can get up and talk about them and talk to journalists about stuff that I'm really proud of.

Accept diversity and don't take any crap.

I hate crap, I like craftsmanship

If a guy hasn't got any gamble in him- he isn't worth a crap.

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

I don't just want to be associated with a few good 3D movies and the audience is saying all of the other ones are crap.

Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him.

One of the good things about the Paleo diet is that it automatically cleans a lot of crap out of your diet.

As happy as I am off the floor, on the floor I am the opposite. I don't take any crap.

If you just sit there, and you're a writer, you're bound to write crap. A lot of American writing is crap. And a lot of American writers are professionals.

If I want to look half decent, a blow dry is a godsend. I'm crap at doing my own hair.

He beat the crap out of me, Like you?

He ranks up there with Sal Fasano in my book, and Sal had a big hand in my getting to the big leagues. That's not to mention he can throw the crap out of the ball, so you don't have a worry about the running game.

I don't consider myself a divining rod whom God is speaking through or any kind of crap like that.

Turning 102 is crap, and there is nothing to commemorate.

Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crap.

Yes, the fans are going to get their money's worth. It's like...and everything on there is funny. It's not like random crap they put in a movie. I think it's all very funny, so.

Most of what Hollywood puts out is crap anyway.

The last person in the UK who described his product as being crap in public was one Gerald Ratner - and he was gone immediately.

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

C++ is a pile of crap.

Being a woman is really crap.

I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap.

Get stewed:Books are a load of crap.

I was all set to blow some crap up.

I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!

No one is going to beat the crap out of me more than me.

The guy's softball team beat the crap out of me.

All great adventures have moments that are really crap.

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

Don't tell me what's in the Red Book. I wrote the goddamned thing. And I know that it's a lot of crap.

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

Climate change is crap.

The climate change argument is absolute crap

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

Somebody compared him to Billy McNeil, but I don't remember Billy being crap.

The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.

I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap.

I'm crap at interviews. I'm just not very good at sentences.

Like what you like, enjoy what you enjoy, and don't take crap from anybody.

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.

If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he's full of crap.

Better than that orange crap you wear!

I have never been against new art as such; some of it is good, much is crap, most is somewhere in between.

life is crap but, every day is an experience

God doesn't; shoot crap with the universe.Your innermost thoughts are beliefs that unfold as your universe.

The Devil craps on the big pile

In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector.

Don't be evil is a load of crap.